Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Brain Gone Boom Boom

The human brain they say, is more than a million computers combined that essentially can process a bulk of information in a fraction of a second and can store a lifetime's worth of memory. In fact If you are looking for an IPOD then the brain is the best in terms of memory size and processing speed (just figure out a way to plug in your cables).

But I think I have come to the point that my Brain needs some reformatting. It has taken too much viruses and spyware (which I guess came from porn sites and pirate downloads) that it functions like a PC running on coal. My OS is obsolete and I must install the latest Windows 7 and get my brain running like a well lubed (lube for machines you dirty minded bastards) factory machine that creates a million packs of candies everyday to help kill people with diabetes.

So right know, I am concentrating all of my efforts in finding my excalibur in order to stroke my very delicate muse so that all my creative juices start flowing again. Some call it writer's block, some call it the saturation point, but for me, I just call it an empty brain.

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