Coronation of a King

I am a quirky and confused college boy who thinks the world revolves around me. Don't crucify me because of this. I know every human being who has set foot on this wretched earth has that secret dream of becoming the ruler of the whole wide universe. So since I lack the royal ancestry (poor peasant) and I don't have the gold reserves to finance my rise to leadership; I will just resort to poisoning people's mind with my superior ideological ideas that promise to blow shit away!

So tune in, read aloud and laugh at my creations. One day, they will be the constitution of some small country (I'm a poor dreamer).