A Call for Collective Action Among Men

My brothers! Assemble!





It is a known fact that women in our society experience discrimination, physical abuse, sexual harassment and other activities that aim to make them subjects of men. We live in an overly patriotic society where women should be the one tending to the house while the men go out to work and make decisions for his family. But in recent years, the country has experienced a revolution and emancipation of women. Women enjoyed more rights today and are protected by the law. Women are given the right to gather and create their own groups that would help assert their rights and their protection. That is where groups like Gabriela come to the picture. These groups serve as walls and shelter for women and provide them with social security. But what about groups that serve for men?

I know, you all would say that the men are the predators of this society but don't we too need some kind of protection from unwanted advances and an avenue to lobby our rights as free men? Men too experience hardships in this life and have numerous issues that need to be addressed. So as a concerned citizen of the male population, I take it upon myself to empower men who experience discrimination and hardships in our society. I will form a organization that will cater to men and will call it: "DIEGO!"


So to get my group up and running, I have drafted a few issues that bother my brothers and hope that through our lobbying will be addressed and resolved:

1. Protection from unwanted homosexual advances:

Every man can attest that aside from the day they were circumcised the second scariest thing that happened in their life was having to go through the ordeal of gay guy hitting on him. You basically are defenseless for next to a man's mother in law, the homosexual is the man's worst nightmare. I don't hate gay people, in fact I respect their rights to live and be accepted. What I do hate is that one homo who tries so hard to get you in bed! He sits next to you in a jeepney and tries to touch your legs. God! The worst part is you can't hit him for you will be accused of being homophobic and a gay hater.

2. State Subsidy for booze and cigarettes:

Yes! people can ask for rice, canned goods and other necessities but the government do not provide free booze and smokes that are the basic needs of every man. If they can't give these stuff away for free maybe they can do something to regulate their prices just like what they do for transportation fares and what they should be doing for oil. San Miguel Corporation should be called to a senate inquiry if they suddenly raise their prices that results in Men stealing money or settling for the good 'ol Gin Bulag that is very hazardous to their health.

3. Removal of the MTRCB:

Men hate censors! Having to watch an erotic film and getting the good shit edited out is such a bummer. The very reason men watch movies is to see how much violence and sex is included in it. Nothing makes a man happier than seeing a rising starlet going at it butt-naked.

4. Free Condoms every valentines day or other holiday

Do I need to explain that men respect women thus they take it upon their hard earned salary just to bring peace to the earth? If everyone is making love then there won't be wars!

5. And last but not least, Free Porn on Free TV

It sucks having to use your credit card just to buy some decent porn. Quapio used to be great until they started their crackdown on porn vendors resulting in a lot of unemployed people. When will the government see that this is an enterprising business? People will pay for anything that involves people having sex. I puked when Mar Roxas proposed to Korina Sanchez on Wowowee but when a Mar and Korina Sex scandal would come out, yours truly would be among the first ones to have a copy of that shit.

So to all my fellow oppressed men:

Stand up and fight for your rights! A collective action is all that it takes to make our voices heard! We are this close to obtaining what is rightfully ours!!